Storytelling, mushrooms and falling off the edge of the universe.

Scratching on the walls, jumping, frantically reaching, I manage to gain a hold on the edge and clamber out of the hole, resurfacing in the Word of the Contradoxymoron.

Boo.

(This is the part where you scream "Ah!")

You heard it here first.

I'm back. Ready to take on anyone who dares to come between me and conquering the blogging world. (Okay, so I may not be that extreme, but you get the point.)

The point? What point? They ask.

The point. Hands them a pencil. I sharpened it this morning. Feel it!

As you can probably tell, my mind can't wait to get writing again. It's so desperate that I can barely write a normal blog.

Shut up! I'm normal.

Yes, I AM!

I can be normal if I want to be.

Why, you... I'll, I'll... Notices all the people staring blankly at him with open mouths.

Clears throat. Yes, well, moving right along...

As you have probably noticed, it has been a very long time since I last blogged a true blog. I know some of you have greatly affected by this. But never fear, that period of suffering is now over. For I am back.

From this week onwards, I plan to blog at least once a week. I know, you've heard that before. But this time I'm going to. If I don't, something tells me I'll be...inconvenienced...at school. Eyes dart around suspiciously.

On top of that, after reading one of Kevin Kaiser's blog posts last week, I have decided that starting today I'm going to spend a certain amount of time every day simply writing. Whether it be on one of my novels or a short story is beside the point. It doesn't matter. What matters is that I write. So that's what I'm going to do. Write. Wish me luck.

On the subject of writing, there is approximately 45 days until I find out if I won the Katherine Mansfield Awards or not. Dreams. That would be super-epically awesome! Dreams again. Although that is highly unlikely, considering the fact that I wrote my story the night before the deadline. Dreams more. There's no harm in hoping, though! 45 days to go...

Speaking of mushrooms, did you know that the word "blog" is not in this dictionary? I'm writing this blog post on Blogger, a site which only has blogs, and the word blog is not in it's dictionary. A little red line is underneath every instance of the word as I type this!

Oh, and UNDEROATH IS COMING TO PARACHUTE 2010! I'm so excited! I can't wait! It's going to be so freakin' awesome. :D

To cut a long story short, there is but 47 minutes left for me to do anything I need or want to do tonight, so I regret to inform you that this blog post is now abruptly ending. But hey, at least it ended a good note. (Please tell me you get that...)

And so it ends. Let there be many more blogs to come.

And so it begins. Off I go to write some more.